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Subject: Funny Youth Names

2007-05-27 03:56:23
Barhilo [del] to All
Just finished doing my casual firing of useless youths this week, but noticed a few of them were odd. We have a mixed culture here in NZ so with all these names, we should get a few odd ones popping up. This is the place to post them, just so we can laugh at their expense!

It should be better now because i had a brainwave to go to the warrior's teampage and added a whole heap to the database :D

Unfortunately i've fired my current crap youths and have forgotten their names but here are a few that i have now and some that have just stuck.

Rangi Vettori
Waka Souter
Van Vanat

not the best ones, but some of you ought to have some really good ones :D
2007-05-27 04:13:18
Mine are pretty normal. Except this Douglas Pollock. Im pulling him next week. I think hes a Dud though or a Pollock. Next week going to be a good one. I got an incredible one ready. Hope hes not a Pollock too. Nah hes a King.

Bill Kingi incredible 1
2007-05-27 04:17:29
ooh he looks nice :)

also, if you have some names you want to add to the db (reasonable of course) list em here :D

I'll take a peek at snowy's junior sheet :)
2007-05-27 04:22:27
There is a last name in the Canadian database - Canestrari. When I see it, for some reason I always read Castrato.

Last season I had 3 Castratos err Canestraris in my youth system. Almost enough for a full choir. :P
2007-05-27 04:30:25
i'm wondering if i can add multiple versions of the same name to make it more common, would be funny to have a team full of Gaylords for example :)

And yes, Gaylord is in the db :P
2007-05-27 04:34:54
Isn't Cannibal also in the NZ database? Could be mistaken - going from memory.

Sounds like a colourful list. :)
2007-05-27 05:05:22
there is 'Cannibals' :P i do rememebr seeing a player with that :D
2007-05-27 05:09:43
My head coach is called William Dawkins and hes a kiwi :)
2007-05-27 05:10:28
Greg's dad?
2007-05-27 06:06:08
Dirk Oram-hes im my youths
2007-05-27 06:18:52
hehehe combination of cricket and football :)
2007-05-27 06:42:58
I don't think you can have multiples of the same name though I might be wrong.
2007-05-27 06:49:57
correct, just tried to add a second Nick but it doesn't show up.

Edit: just looked at aussie DB and we have more first names, but they have more surnames..

still, a victory.. Yay! ;)
(edited)
2007-05-27 16:59:01
Yeah heaps of 'Cannibals' in NZ and Aus haha.
2007-05-30 09:32:56
Emerson United 3755
FC Allmino 3804

two newbies :)
(edited)
2007-05-31 06:02:11
I'm shocked and apalled.