Subject: »[JNRS]Juniors

Awesome 9.5 week talent.

Gary Lineker, age: 18
club: Diamond Sharks, country: England
value: 20 100 £, wage: 405 £
very good form, tragic tactical discipline

hopeless stamina hopeless keeper
good pace weak defender
hopeless technique weak playmaker
average passing hopeless striker

Damian Larkin, age: 19
club: World AllStars XI, country: England
value: 53 550 £, wage: 735 £
very good form, tragic tactical discipline

adequate stamina hopeless keeper
weak pace adequate defender
good technique solid playmaker
good passing average striker

Incredible +3 and a 4 week talent. Not bad so will probably keep for now.

A LEGEND IS BORN!!!

Unsatisfactory +0


Jeff Ginger, age: 19
club: Slightly Athletic, country: England
value: 1 950 £, wage: 240 £
very good form, tragic tactical discipline


hopeless stamina tragic keeper
tragic pace tragic defender
tragic technique hopeless playmaker
tragic passing hopeless striker

is there anyone worth less in SK?

Yes there are. Few of them are even on TL.

e.g.

Crescencio Ortigoza , age 19
value: 150 £
wage: 225 £
Current bid: 7 500 £
end of bidding: 2008-09-25 14:51
tragic stamina tragic keeper
tragic pace tragic defender
tragic technique tragic playmaker
tragic passing tragic striker

You've just pulled the footballing equivalent of Scaggeh.

Will list this one tomorrrow

Very good junior
Actual weeks per pop: 1*,4,4
Average weeks per pop: 4.0
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Stewart Braund, age: 19

club: Slackers FC, country: England
value: 126 450 £, wage: 1 560 £
very good form, tragic tactical discipline

unsatisfactory stamina excellent keeper
good pace hopeless defender
tragic technique tragic playmaker
tragic passing hopeless striker

Indeed i have, but he's called Jeff Ginger, i may keep him and see if he ever dies.

ginger people never die!

They do if they come in here.

Before you drag them to the homestead and give them a good roasting?

You've got membership, you know perfectly well that's exactly how it goes.

It's just the bits where we run between the washing lines that scares me.

Surely you mean the bit just after that?

Eek!