Subject: »[JNRS]Juniors

crikey - any old rubbish sells at 16 doesn't it :).

Certainly does if I see it for sale.

more money than sense :)

one day...

Quite like the look of your Bolton too..

I take it all back - a very astute investor ;)

Morebello Speed, age: 16

club: Alkington FC, country: England
value: 17 700 £, wage: 375 £
very good [9] form, tragic [0] tactical discipline
height: 172 cm

unsatisfactory [2] stamina hopeless [1] keeper
tragic [0] pace average [5] defender
poor [3] technique hopeless [1] playmaker
good [7] passing hopeless [1] striker

not bad... adequate, popped once in 5 weeks. so no idea of talent.

[just seen this gag has already been done]
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Good pull.

Bailey Rundle, age: 16
club: Jotun ISK, country: England
value: 18 150 £, wage: 375 £
very good form, tragic tactical discipline
height: 175 cm


poor stamina tragic keeper
poor pace average defender
average technique weak playmaker
average passing unsatisfactory striker

very good pull.

Jez Hock, age: 17

club: Norwich City Nil, country: England
value: 26 100 £, wage: 450 £
very good form, tragic tactical discipline
height: 176 cm

compare transfer:

weak stamina tragic keeper
tragic pace adequate defender
adequate technique hopeless playmaker
adequate passing weak striker

good pull

Louis Widdop, age: 16

club: Alkington FC, country: England
value: 16 800 £, wage: 375 £
very good [9] form, tragic [0] tactical discipline
height: 186 cm

hopeless [1] stamina tragic [0] keeper
average [5] pace tragic [0] defender
hopeless [1] technique tragic [0] playmaker
good [7] passing average [5] striker

and excellent

Rick Dickinson, age: 17

club: Alkington FC, country: England
value: 42 300 £, wage: 615 £
very good [9] form, tragic [0] tactical discipline
height: 174 cm

poor [3] stamina poor [3] keeper
poor [3] pace average [5] defender
unsatisfactory [2] technique average [5] playmaker
weak [4] passing very good [9] striker
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Steven Overton, age 16
value: 12 000 £
wage: 330 £
very good form

tragic stamina tragic keeper
average pace average defender
poor technique weak playmaker
tragic passing hopeless striker

fresh 16yr old pull no idea of talent

On sale now, came out as average, unsure of talent?

Came into youth school as poor, popped twice then plopped twice, then popped twice in 2 weeks?!

Andrew Heywood, age: 17

club: DLR Reserves, country: England
value: 9 150 £, wage: 300 £
very good form, tragic tactical discipline
height: 173 cm

NTDB:
hopeless stamina tragic keeper
tragic pace hopeless defender
weak technique unsatisfactory playmaker
weak passing weak striker

Sack him mate.

Sack him mate.

damn those mobile phones DJ :).

Kris Margerison, age: 17

club: Norwich City Nil, country: England
value: 24 750 £, wage: 450 £
very good form, tragic tactical discipline
height: 186 cm

compare transfer:

average stamina tragic keeper
good pace tragic defender
average technique tragic playmaker
weak passing adequate striker

this one was very good.

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