Subject: I bought Porn!

Well you just couldn't make it up.
In the last training update Porn's stamina dropped a level!
I guess he must have over exerted himself.
Looks like it was all over a little too quickly
If he can't last a full game things could get messy

Looks like you will have to put Porn on the bench at half time then.

Yep... looks like you WILL be pulling him off at half time!

guess he could play deep in the hole and save himself for box to box playing whilst using his head at either end .......

and you are called tickle! ;-)

Does one have to be 18+ to watch his matches?

you can watch them in 3D from tomorrow!

Have you bought your 3d Glasses? :P

there will be action at both ends, i feel he may get into a sticky situation...

Porn is hardcore, I am sure he will be use to stickyness, whats his experience now? What matters most is what happens at his end. The fans will only be happy when come the shots he scores. Anyway, if the team concede many goals at the other end, he will need a big load in his bag to ensure the three points go to the team.

Am I right?

I kept them from avatar!

i am sure you are correct.

i am sure he will attmpt shooting from range, though he does have a habit of cumming up short!

Every time you watch porn, there are 22 men involved. I'm not sure that's a good thing.

Teamwork is vital in football, and with porn it's no different.

Does this 'teamwork' maximize the viewer's satisfaction or the the players involved? I think both..?

I think he would be able to score alot , as Porn isn't a one night flame..