Subject: I bought Porn!

I think he would be able to score alot , as Porn isn't a one night flame..

5 pages of Sun style inuendo and 13yr old giggles... i am actually ashamed to know you all, even if it is only on a virtual basis

i think porn is an expert at filling the hole in defense...

dare I ask what you would say if this made it to say 6 or 7 pages?

i would say ... closed ;)

its too much fun though, me and the feller keep cumming up with good ones haha

I think a more correct phrase would be he is extremely aware of all 'openings/holes' and explores them in a relentless way? :D

The Vaiko Porn nose explorer! For all your exploring needs!

Just like this thread some of Porn`s moves can be considered art.

After all getting through the defense and then dribbling in the box before getting a good shot off that stuns the keeper is a joy to behold.

There should be a prize for the best one...

A pearl necklace?

PS Porn came on to replace an injured fw last weekend and scored on his full league debut. I guess he will rise up quickly through the ranks.

He is not very good at long balls though. He only has one eye.

Is he a bit under the weather?? Five minutes after coming on he went limp right after throwing up..

Perhaps he'd injured himself in the warm-up.

Is this still dribbling on ?

In his last match he pulled out a banana shot which hit the keeper in the face and went in. No clean sheet for him.

That or he had a case of stage fright when called to play in the first team?

i must say, that effort was limp from porn!