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Subject: I bought Porn!
Didn't think anyone bought the stuff anymore. Thats why they invented the internet, wasn't it?
There will always be a demand for porn.
Apparently Porn's last training session was censored, not just behind closed doors but there was actually huge sheets hung around the pitch to stop prying eyes. It's hard to censor Porn completely though and word has it that he was very good between the sheets.
Apparently Porn's last training session was censored, not just behind closed doors but there was actually huge sheets hung around the pitch to stop prying eyes. It's hard to censor Porn completely though and word has it that he was very good between the sheets.
Yes, I heared that too!
Talking of sheets... I also heared thats why he never became a goalkeeper... I mean hes pretty agile, but however much he tries, he just cannot keep a clean sheet
Talking of sheets... I also heared thats why he never became a goalkeeper... I mean hes pretty agile, but however much he tries, he just cannot keep a clean sheet
ad he is a safe pair of hands, if not magical hands :)
Well Porn might have to use those hands as there could be some unhealthy competition from RTG of Scotland who and I quote is "jacking in my junior side right now."
If those scottish boys get handy with one another then he will need to be divine in order to beat them. I suppose it just comes down to team work.
If those scottish boys get handy with one another then he will need to be divine in order to beat them. I suppose it just comes down to team work.
It seems reporters haven't been watching porn for a while
Thats just it!
I heaerd that his agents had to limit the amount of reporters at the club... Apparently they were all flocking to the club, just to watch porn!
I heaerd that his agents had to limit the amount of reporters at the club... Apparently they were all flocking to the club, just to watch porn!
So little information on him, uet everyone is interested in Porn?
Porn is 19 now!
Anyone know what he's being trained in? It has to be defender!!
If he is being trained in defender, He will be very ironicly named if he's getting tighter as he gets older!
Anyone know what he's being trained in? It has to be defender!!
If he is being trained in defender, He will be very ironicly named if he's getting tighter as he gets older!
i can see why so many people get exited while watching porn :)