Subject: [u21] Week 3 : U20 Vs China

toby haylock needs a debut :)

I need a speedboat, but Bullseye isn't on telly any more.

What about that Dale Watcham bloke, he had like incredible/brilliant defender?
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tell you what, rather than everyone guessing who the best players are, how about I pick the team next week and then you can all pick holes in it... :).

that's a bit of a selfish attitude, you'd think you were the U21 coach...

* points to bright shiny england badge on lapel, winks annoyingly * ;)...

Did you have a cheesy grin and do a thumbs up with your other hand?

how annoying do you think i am ?

oooh oooh me me! i know this one... :-)

Oh, you think you know, but you can only imagine :).

multiple choice... Is it: A. Rather B. Very or C. Extremely

You need a new adjective my friend :)

We need 20 year old strikers !

These are our top 6 20 year old strikers

1. Hugh Hollis - Cray Wanderers - 36 - Jul 15th - tragic form
2. Wesley Slater - real toms tits - 35 - Aug 12th - average form
3. Bill Christopher - Clube Atlético Paranaense - 34 - Jul 29th - superdivine form, but currently injured so can't play vs china, club going bankrupt !!!
4. Brent Cavell - FC Rapla - 33 - Jun 29th - unsatisfactory form
5. Clive Collic - Amatuer Athletic - 32 - Jun 29th - Formidable form
6. Kenneth Hampshire - Pebble dash city - 31 - Jun 29th - Brilliant form.

If these were my options in a world cup final I'd be tearing what little hair I have left out of my head, before selecting Collic and Christopher up front. If you know of any 20 year old strikers who get near to these levels, please let me know !!!!

Royston Mayer [16536540]

na, mayer's no where near that. he's incredible striker, excellent tech, weak pace...

edit: and slater's form is on the up, might even reach good by thursday ;)
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good thing you have a good keeper! :)