Subject: »[nt] kwast

Speech follows later on.

Hoorah !

When did you last have an England NT campaign? Seems like ages ago!

As I didn't play this game for the last two years or so, I think it will be since somewhere around that time.

Do you think the England NT needs a coach who has not played this game for the last 2 years ?

Affirmative.
But my speech will follow later on, as said.

I will await it with baited breath !

I heard that you weren't not playing SK, you were waiting. Is this correct?

Waiting for what exactly?

Like Chuck Norris of course.

You must be a very stupid cow to wait if Chuck Norris is waiting too. He likes to wait on his own...

Hi all!

My name is kwast.
Some of you may know me. To others, I might be new (they are correct).
In a normale speech, people say why you should vote for them.
So, here we go:
1) Have you ever heard of the term “beginners’ luck”? If you do, then you’ll have your first reason. I’m a newbie who is not really new, but just using his newbie-ism to get luck-results. As I didn’t have much luck until now, it is bound to strike next season.
2) I have always been crap at tactics. This is a very good reason to vote for me. Why? Simple, if I were good, my beginners’ luck would not work anymore. Hence, I need to be bad to win the games of England.
3) I’m not English. You can assume I’m not a weirdo, as the chance of me being a weirdo is far less when I’m not English then when I am.
4) I am probably better then any English manager, as those bloody English managers still haven’t succeeded in getting mister garbage out of the First league.
5) I’m not associated with MacShorty or any other Belgian users in any way.
6) I know you must place the ball in every corner to change tactics. Not that I’m going to use this knowledge, as it could interfere with beginners’ luck.
7) I am multilingual. I can even talk to dead people. They don’t have much to say though.

What am I going to do when (and I will) win it? I will solely use English players and put them on the right position. Then I wait. I win. I play another game with England. I win again, coincidentally.
And so forth.

My tactic is infallible.

How pleased are you to have at least 1 vote?

I'm going for two, as that would equal my record.
So, I'm not pleased (yet)

Better than that italian speech.

I think kwast could run rtg close, as he's the only properly bi-lingual candidate.