Subject: [NT]kwast

No speech.
I don't need one to win this.

Haha, you are actually probably right.

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I always am.

If you cant be bothered to put any effort into the campaign, how can we be sure your'e going to put any effort into the England team if you do become the coach...?

I don't need effort to win my games.

Is dedication what you need?

I'd be interested to know how you will handle the difficult team dynamic of the current England squad.

Stuart Goater is a well known womaniser, often leaving his reality TV star wife at home and being pictured in the dingiest nightclubs in Walthamstow with champagne and hookers.

Leroy Gerry is on a charge from the FA after calling one of the Mcoi players a fat ginger twunt.

Kenny Failes described the recent 2-0 defeat to Portugal as the biggest disappointment he'd faced since running out of petrol on the way over to Shawn Brocksopps girlfriends house.

And while Terry Bensteads' hair transplant seems to have worked, he is as undisciplined, uncouth, and likely to hire grandmothers by the hour as ever.

All this requires the communication skills of a Mourinho, and the patience of several saints to pull together into a cohesive unit.

Oh, no, wait, there I go again, confusing Sk with real life...

You have my vote given the other candidates.

hello kwast!

will Jon Bevan get picked?

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if you pay me sufficiently, he will be.

lovely.