Subject: »[JNRS] Junior Schools

Dave Hirst 17 solid [8] GK 1

Walter Davis 17 excellent [10] outfield 1

Jamie Southgate 17 solid [8] outfield 1

Kyle Morton 19 very good [9] outfield 18
Jonathan O'Neill 16 solid [8] outfield 19
Steve Mills 16 adequate [6] outfield 26
Eric SterIing 16 average [5] outfield 31

These are my best juniors in the school, it's really sad when there's just nothing at all.

I wouldn't call Jonathan O'Neill ,Mills or Sterling nothing they could be a Brilliant Juniors , but not with your coach
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I meant the rest is nothing.

Well say what you mean and mean what you say!!! :P

Formidable

Walter Davis, age: 17
club: Northern Thistle, country: England
value : 46 950 £
wage: 675 £
very good [9] form
tragic [0] tactical discipline
height: 187 cm, weight: 95 kg, BMI: 27.17

weak [4] stamina unsatisfactory [2] keeper
weak [4] pace very good [9] defender
unsatisfactory [2] technique hopeless [1] playmaker
adequate [6] passing good [7] striker

2 for me this week

Excellent

Peter Richards, age: 17
club: The Stiffs, country: England
value : 52 650 £
wage: 720 £
very good [9] form
tragic [0] tactical discipline
height: 175 cm, weight: 75.5 kg, BMI: 24.65

weak [4] stamina average [5] keeper
solid [8] pace hopeless [1] defender
unsatisfactory [2] technique tragic [0] playmaker
very good [9] passing tragic [0] striker

Formidable

Dan Palmer, age: 18
club: The Stiffs, country: England
value : 43 050 £
wage: 630 £
very good [9] form
tragic [0] tactical discipline
height: 178 cm, weight: 82.5 kg, BMI: 26.04

tragic [0] stamina tragic [0] keeper
average [5] pace solid [8] defender
adequate [6] technique good [7] playmaker
good [7] passing hopeless [1] striker
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Declan Keegan 17 brilliant [14] outfield 3

\O/

Chance he's Magical

FC Barnstable has

Baron Gazza Lineker 16

a lord of the realm : noble, peer. : a member of the lowest grade of the peerage in Great Britain!

My junior school is very consistent at producing no hopers.

consistency is key!!!!!!!!!!! :P

It's big day for a 16yo Junior pull tomorrow, please may i have a Paul Scholes, David Beckham, Wayne Rooney or Roy Keane please, been waiting 15 years!
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You can have a Wayne Keane tragic 10 - 18 yrs old lol.....like the rest of us.

lol

Konrad FowIer 16 unsatisfactory [2] outfield 9

Boooooooooooooooo

Wowser

Zidane Rice 16 - tragic - 20 weeks (what a name for a player!
Archie Cooper 17 - solid - 21 weeks
Konrad Pickles 16 - average - 28 weeks (what a name!) lol

I sacked a tragic 18 yr old. They are not my worst 1st week trainees.