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Subject: Whos the oldest member on sokker
I think the guys that decide retirement age will agree with you.
Does it bother you that when you get old ken, the average life expectancy will be nearly 150 years old!? But you won't be able to go out because you will need sun factor 500 and have to drive a milk float.
Does it bother you that when you get old ken, the average life expectancy will be nearly 150 years old!? But you won't be able to go out because you will need sun factor 500 and have to drive a milk float.
I forgot just how effective the global-warming trap was at catching Woppas! I was also expecting a RedJim riposte though...
RedJim can't make it. He's too busy worrying about the effects of acid rain. Remember that scare from his lot a decade or so ago? Global warming is this century's acid rain.
Nobody will live to 150, ever. Have you seen those fellas from the first world war ? Fit as barnacles in their day, thought nothing about going for a jog through occupied France of a morning with a back-pack and a tommy gun when they were young, now they're 105 and can't stand up.
Hmmm. Drink more coffee.
Had you not got the gist of a whiff of exaggeration that was liberally sprinkled on my original post?
Obviously Michael Jackson, Cliff Richard and I will live to 150, but that is just a cross I have to bear...
Had you not got the gist of a whiff of exaggeration that was liberally sprinkled on my original post?
Obviously Michael Jackson, Cliff Richard and I will live to 150, but that is just a cross I have to bear...
Yes, i'm trying to find that bloody thread where Ken says he's 17...i'm sure another thread was made along the lines of this one around the same time but can't find it, gawd damn it.
Did that 101 year old get round the london marathon today ? If he did, I may have to revise my opinion.
I read somewhere they seem to think he is 94 and not 101.
I dont think he finished looking at the results as there is no Buster Martin listed. Maybe he is still going?
Fraudster ! Going around telling people he's 101 for publicity ! Is he Jade Goodys' grandfather or summing ?
But hang on, he's supposed to have run 26 miles. I can't drive that far without breaking a sweat.
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But hang on, he's supposed to have run 26 miles. I can't drive that far without breaking a sweat.
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I can't drive that far without doubling back on myself somewhere along the way.
Apparently he did it in 10 hours and a smidge. Not bad for the old duffer really, no matter how old he is.