Subject: Sokker boozer?

I hope not, i can't dance.

I never danced at any ball I went to. Nearly got rugby tackled by a goon in a suit on a bouncy castle though, luckily crouched down and threw him over me or bouncy castle-related bundles would have ensued.

can we do this in Oxford please?

http://www.dailymotion.com/nqtv/video/x31umd_people-are-strange

Is this a work-safe link?

yes. unless you work for the transport dept. of the council.

Bwuhahaha! That is quality!

It is so Trigger Happy-esque.

Anyway, i'm up for it.

Sorry boys, I cannot make this now, as I have a wedding to go to.

I'll definitely be up for the next one however.

:(

This is bobbins! At this rate, Redjim and I are going to be sat in the Cock and Camel eating nuts and supping bitter.

This is getting more and more likely!

I'm still going.

Anyone who gets on my nerves while I am there can be sure of a forum ban though ;).

Anyone who gets on my nerves while I am there can be sure of a forum ban though ;).

What about putting GHB in your pint and then sodomising you in the gents - would that necessitate a sk fine?

You would have to be a pro at distracting me, where I go, my drink follows.

That's fortunate. If you followed where your drink went you could get in a bit of a mess, to say the least.

Isn't that common practice at last orders when turning attention to wherever else might be open...!

GHB, isn't that a hair product ?

Only if you liked to get ass raped whilst having your hair done!!!

And you wander why you're having trouble getting people to go to this thing ? :)