Subject: Sokker boozer?

And you wander why you're having trouble getting people to go to this thing ? :)

You mean it's not because you're all married and house bound? ;o)

Is wander a Norfolk slang word? I always use 'wonder' myself! And I have never wondered why people are not going, as I myself cannot attend it would seem. Mrs wants to go away that week on holiday :(

Doughnut Jimmy hit the nail on the head too!
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That is true - Sokker, the game for people waiting for their mid-life crisis to begin ?

No, it's a typo.

This is where you tell Mrs. JPK that your holiday consists of "short" pit-stop in Oxford :o)

Not gonna happen! I am actually scared of the wife! I am not really scared by anyone else in this world, just her!

That's only natural. Most marriages are driven by fear of PMT.

I call it afternoon tea.

I was lying in bed with a bird in my first year of uni, she rolled over in her sleep and mumbled,

"If you cheat on me I will chop your **** off with my dress making scissors!"

Needless to say I dumped the bunny boiler quite promptly!

At least it would have a nice crinkley edge to it!

No need for the ribbed variety, indeed!

"Jagged for her pleasure"

that made me wince!

I wonder if she would use the same scissors to dress the wound :O