Subject: Sokker boozer?

I wonder if she would use the same scissors to dress the wound :O

Or to cut a nice willy shaped bandage?

Now why did that make me giggle :P

Because your willy looks like Ken Dodd's face?

?? You've lost me there mate... you must have a diddy one. :P

Water just went all over my screen!

Sicko.

This is bobbins! At this rate, Redjim and I are going to be sat in the Cock and Camel eating nuts and supping bitter.

This is getting more and more likely!

Sorry lads. I really really want to catch up with everyone, and even had permission from the wife - but a wedding is one of those things that overrides sokker boozers.

I am deffos up for the next one.

It's not as if it's the only one the guy/girl is gonna have. Just go to their next ones.

Send a cardboard cutout with your wife.

If the turnout is going to be so poor, why don't we put it forward a bit? Could be pleasant to be sat in a garden in the summer than freeze your nads off in March.

or book a summer one now. i need loads of warning :)

You should duck.

I'm not fussed if we do move it; perhaps lets see how many are up for it in a couple of weeks, nearer the time.

I've changed my status on "SokkerGeekBoozeUpBook" to "maybe coming."

8 days to go !
or postponed?