Subject: Sokker boozer?

You are learning well. ;)

no one has expressed a preference so lets set the 28th and commence grovelling

You'd need 9 months?

You planning on getting the missus up the duff, so you can go out on the lash with a load of socially inept cyber-football managers while she's popping your sprog's out?

You know child maintenance payments are for life, not just for the boozer!
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absolutely. and absolutely.