Subject: New England Manager

How do you get all this from a store card !

It's a winning system! Magic incentives which then give way to then a good shafting each month.

Just like working at my place.

It is a lady nectar points system.

Well, I do like to keep the Laydeez Rewarded.

Rrrrrrroaw.

* slinks off, slightly ashamed. *

NCN web desgn brings you this weeks Nectar Special Offers:

Christmas dildos from www.stickitupyourfudgetunnel.com

Radio-controlled eggs from www.defectivechinesepartsaddextrathrill.org

Circular glory-hole saws from www.SohoArchitects.co.uk

etc

Seeing how this thing moves forward... I just might be inclined to wish that Wellington would have lost the Battle of Waterloo... boots and all. Then at least RedJim would have made sense!


[...and here are 10,000 francs...]

Then at least RedJim would have made sense!

You are quite clearly dillusional if you think redjim, would ever make sense.

Or, conversely illusional if you think I make sense?

*Hums theme tune to Defenders of the Earth*

Er, Jim, isn't a saw that makes a circular hole a drill?

Are you really trying to reason with him/them?! :o I am well aware of your Unearthly capabilities. but this is well and truly even beyond your magnitude!

There is no such thing as my capabilities, I am lulling him into a trap!

Yes Mr Grimes.

Shh. Quiet in there or I'll brain you with the priest. The bait's still out for a Cartman.

You had a successful night last night Jim, too many Sanatogen pills again ?

Nah, I'm running on biofuels at the moment, far better for the environment apparently. Severn Trent aren't happy though.