Subject: Reacteth to tektht thpeak.

My good and sincere fellows.

As a reaction to the atrocity upon our good language that is text speak, I proposeth that we all speaketh in the language of England in the middle ages.

What say ye, fine fellows ?

Good morrow to ye.

Hey nonny nonny.

Helloeth thy good freend, lets cumbayar ma lord, if thy know whateth they mean.

Forsooth, Sirrah!

It doth please me with it's comeliness.

Make it verily so, mine number one.

The backward people of Suffolk won't have a problem.

I think you are confusing Suffolk with Norfolk.

The Kingdom of Anglia is a wonderful and many varied thing, my liege.

Your people are starving, my lord.

you do moketh thy tekteth speak, your proposeth accepteth.

Whats wrong with understandable text speak exactly?

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The peasants are revolting!

A pox on thee, and all thine half-witted utterances.

To whit; all thine utterances, oh fabled barnacle spouting NCN.

The peasants are revolting!

Yes indeed, and the middle classes are a pretty disgusting bunch too, what?

Jeeves, my blunderbuss!

ye base coxcomb

perhaps sir would care to change into his tweeds, sir, if sir wishes to hunt peasants