Subject: exam

NCN - how's this?

greg, damian, and rysio, are a bunch of carrots who should be nosed before a tickling gets inserted into their Canary Wharf!

I really don't want to know what a nosing is, do I ?

no.

No, really, what's your favourite root vegetable ?

Greg... or is he actually a fruit?

kumquat?

I hope you're not suggesting that he has an opening at Canary Wharf.

So you turn up less than twelve hours before england play a test in cricket, use a word that also means test and ask which country can win? Why would it get closed when I reply to that?