Subject: Inspriration needed

My missus always ends up getting something really thoughtful and useful for under a fiver, and not involving porn or sex. God knows how she does it.

The more important question is why does she do it?

So the solution is.

1. Lie. Spend £10 and say you spent £5. As long as you didn't buy tokens, it makes it look like you're a great purchasor

2. Get NcN's wife to get a gift, post it to you.

"With its handy suction base you'll find it gentler on the whole."

That's the funniest thing I've ever read on the Ann Summers website. Yet. ;)

Spurious "W" :)

He's my favourite rapper.

isn't he a jazz musician?

He was. And then he moved into hip hop fusion.

I bought this in the end:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/0752226576

Decided against buying anything too risky, and annoyingly that has gone down in price by the princely sum of 95p since I bought it.

I just thought, you could have got the little book of Bunny Suicides. Always raises a laugh that one.

My gift was the highly unoriginal Ferrero Rocher - but reasonably tasty none the less. Unsurprisingly it took virtually no time for the individual in question who got the thing I bought to guess it was me who bought it!

I got a guy i work closely with at work for my secret santa, he is a big aberdeen fan so i got him some aberdeen fc baubles!

I however received some designer toilet role (tony the elk) and a brain puzzler mag thing.

I got the little book of zen. I think something thinks I should chill a little...

I got 14 pints of lager, but they all tried to dress it up as a work's Christmas night out.

Oh how I LOL'ed.

We did our present giving at our xmas meal. I was the only male, and we did it by wrapping up all the presents pass-the-parcel style and getting some random person to sing xmas songs.

Anyway, i got a pair of knickers that said "so many men, so few who can afford me".

Nice.

Not sure they were what you really wanted...