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Subject: Truly Rubbish Spam

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2007-12-09 09:12:59
jaize [del] to All
This morning, whilst doing my usual daily mailbox ablutions, I was stunned to come across a spam of so spectacularly rubbish proportions I thought I would share it.

Have you thougt about having you hair in dreadlocks?

You can be cool! You can be en vogue. You can be a new parson!

Repliy to this amil for details that can litrally change your life!!!!!!!!!!!



The typo's are all their own. Never fancied being a new parson due to having never found religion. I was gobsmacked. I didn't reply.
2007-12-09 15:04:42
You lose I suppose. You could have been cool and en vogue. Dreadlocks are the future. This guy knows it.
2007-12-09 15:58:59
I keep getting spam in Russian for some reason.
2007-12-09 16:03:33
apparently my penis is too small
2007-12-09 16:15:27
I bet you've never felt the lick of the womb.
2007-12-09 19:43:57
too small for what?
2007-12-10 21:02:28
maypole dancing?
2007-12-10 21:03:19
reaching that awkward ball in snooker, without using the rest?
2007-12-10 21:04:15
being used as a replacement pole vault pole?
2007-12-10 21:07:04
being used as the third severn crossing?
2007-12-10 21:40:03
would that be the 21st crossing ?
Not quite as good as jaize's spam, but i got the following two mails within two days from two "different" people:

Message from: demitrick To: doughnut_jimmy
Date of posting: 2013-01-24 17:53
Subject: Hello
Sorry to bother you but I am working on a football manager game and we would like some pointers in terms of how the economy should work to keep the game balance short and long-term. I will obviously pay for your time provided, if interested please let me know thank you.

Message from: Makaveli To: doughnut_jimmy
Date of posting: 2013-01-25 09:19
Subject: Re: (bez tematu)
must purchase a package plus but I have no money and I turn to you or you would not buy it from me but I will have the money to re-purchase it to you if you do not help me to Ban Me

The first one is intriguing, particularly if genuine. Shall i reply?
2013-01-28 16:04:34
I got the first one aswell. I think the second one is a begging SK mail though isn't it? Not entirely sure.
2013-01-28 17:54:23
Looks like it, still spam isn't it?

Spam to me anyway. Not the nice stuff from the chippy.
2013-01-28 17:56:38
my favourite one was from prince of Nigeria, who was in prison and needed money to get out of prison

he promised to pay back 10 times more money when he gets out of prison
2013-01-28 19:24:58
Did you do your bit and release him for $1,000,000 (ONE MILLION DOLLARS) ?
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