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Subject: Deckagon
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MMA game, Deckagon, was advertised on Freestyle International, so I signed up. Train fighters! Fight other trainers!
Amusing commentary, too:
0:47 » Stand Up Action!
Woppa's Gym corner looks worried as Ryan attempts to take the fight to close range. Klein fends him off magnificently.
Stand Up Action!
Wow! Ryan just parried a tasty looking right hand from his Woppa's Gym counterpart, and followed through with a spinning back-kick to the gut for 560 damage! Welcome to Ouchtown, population Klein!
2:17 » Stand Up Action!
Klein gets some good fortune when attempting to pull away from the clinching grasp of Ryan, as both fighters trip and find themselves on the ground.
Grappling Action!
Ryan secures Klein's back and looks to apply a rear naked choke - this could end it! Klein remains remarkably calm and methodically works himself free. That's how not to panic, folks! Actually, that was bloody amazing!
2:27 » Grappling Action!
Klein lands some nice distracting blows to divert Ryan's attention for a split-second, allowing time to lift the fight up to a clinch against the Deckagon wall - a lovely technical display
Clinch Action!
Geez - Klein's sooo dangerous with those elbows! He's got Ryan trapped up against the fence, & is just raining in with those bad boys! An impressive 694 damage dealt!
3:03 » Clinch Action!
Both guys are wrestling well from their feet here. Klein popped his opponent's arm to go for a neck crank, but it's a ruse! He's switched low instead, & has gone for an ankle lock. Ryan barely has time to hit the floor before he's on the wrong end of a painful-looking figure four leg-lock! This The Cutters fighter's got heart, though - he's using the fence to help him roll out of the hold. Yeah, he's free, & cautiously climbs back to his feet to re-engage. This wrestling contest continues with Ryan 703 hit points worse off!
5:00
The bell sounds to signal the end of round 1, and The Cutters fans are showing their appreciation for Garland Ryan - he's one popular guy after these heroics.
Sign up kiddies, and we can fight as well as playing cricket and footy. It's like being at school again!
Amusing commentary, too:
0:47 » Stand Up Action!
Woppa's Gym corner looks worried as Ryan attempts to take the fight to close range. Klein fends him off magnificently.
Stand Up Action!
Wow! Ryan just parried a tasty looking right hand from his Woppa's Gym counterpart, and followed through with a spinning back-kick to the gut for 560 damage! Welcome to Ouchtown, population Klein!
2:17 » Stand Up Action!
Klein gets some good fortune when attempting to pull away from the clinching grasp of Ryan, as both fighters trip and find themselves on the ground.
Grappling Action!
Ryan secures Klein's back and looks to apply a rear naked choke - this could end it! Klein remains remarkably calm and methodically works himself free. That's how not to panic, folks! Actually, that was bloody amazing!
2:27 » Grappling Action!
Klein lands some nice distracting blows to divert Ryan's attention for a split-second, allowing time to lift the fight up to a clinch against the Deckagon wall - a lovely technical display
Clinch Action!
Geez - Klein's sooo dangerous with those elbows! He's got Ryan trapped up against the fence, & is just raining in with those bad boys! An impressive 694 damage dealt!
3:03 » Clinch Action!
Both guys are wrestling well from their feet here. Klein popped his opponent's arm to go for a neck crank, but it's a ruse! He's switched low instead, & has gone for an ankle lock. Ryan barely has time to hit the floor before he's on the wrong end of a painful-looking figure four leg-lock! This The Cutters fighter's got heart, though - he's using the fence to help him roll out of the hold. Yeah, he's free, & cautiously climbs back to his feet to re-engage. This wrestling contest continues with Ryan 703 hit points worse off!
5:00
The bell sounds to signal the end of round 1, and The Cutters fans are showing their appreciation for Garland Ryan - he's one popular guy after these heroics.
Sign up kiddies, and we can fight as well as playing cricket and footy. It's like being at school again!
you know, a mong, a mentalist, Joey... those sorts of things...
I hadn't heard it for a while and then it was on the mighty boosh the other night.
Oh well, if you're going to drag up 14th century goth phrases, what chance does the poor boy have ?
Yeah, especially since the main pub in Douglas turned into a Robert Smith theme-pub.
If you have dreams like that, I'd cut down on eating cheese before bedtime.
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