Subject: Helloooo!

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I am planning a trip Blackpool next week stop I will report my findings after returning to the safety of Scarborough stop

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useless topic....

I think that it is quite insulting to compare Imran, our roving reporter, with a chocolate bar.

Some of us appreciate the tales of mystery and intrigue that arise after Imran's visits to far off lands.

I await in eager anticipation.
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yeah shut it novaczek.

This thread has made my day.

(Yes I have a sad life)

It's up to the mods to decide whether this is a useless topic or not.

The verdict: It is allowed.

It's freestyle though, surely anything that doesn't break rules is allowed here.

If we didn't allow usless topics, we'd have about 6 maybe 7 threads a year!

Now now, don't exaggerate. I make it 2-3 at best.
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and even those have spam somewhere in them.

I is freestylin' beeeeeeeeatch.

If you aint got no hummus take your broke ass home.

edit: Car journey pencilled in for Monday. Subject to weather. I have elected to drive as i got an eye infection on my last train journey. probably in Bristol.
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Wise move. Always drive when you can't see. Or have you recovered now?

It was just my right eye. Luckily I'm ambidextrous.