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Subject: Blackpool: The ADVENTURE
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I went in the direction of Blackpool today, as promised. I set out Early 0600, to avoid traffic.
I broke down just outside Leeds.
Today was the worst day since I went to Southampton. My car is apparently shagged. The Mondeo is no more. I feel sad. Still, it could have been worse, I could have broken down in Oldham. Or Huddersfield. Or Bolton. Or Preston.
If anyone sees a rusty Mondeo exhaust near Junction 42 off the M1. Please address it to:
Imran (His friends call him Alan)
C/O The Shreddies Factory
Supermarket Own Brand Section
Scarborough
My next adventure will be by bus I think. Possibly plane. I have a plan to just get on the first bus I see and take it to the end of the line, and see where I end up after 24 hours.
Thank you kind sirs, and people pretending to be female.
Imran is tired now. I have annual leave until Thursday. I think I will sleep until then.
I broke down just outside Leeds.
Today was the worst day since I went to Southampton. My car is apparently shagged. The Mondeo is no more. I feel sad. Still, it could have been worse, I could have broken down in Oldham. Or Huddersfield. Or Bolton. Or Preston.
If anyone sees a rusty Mondeo exhaust near Junction 42 off the M1. Please address it to:
Imran (His friends call him Alan)
C/O The Shreddies Factory
Supermarket Own Brand Section
Scarborough
My next adventure will be by bus I think. Possibly plane. I have a plan to just get on the first bus I see and take it to the end of the line, and see where I end up after 24 hours.
Thank you kind sirs, and people pretending to be female.
Imran is tired now. I have annual leave until Thursday. I think I will sleep until then.
And so another chapter begins,
have you though of sleeping on a bus? Could lead to an interesting adventure.
have you though of sleeping on a bus? Could lead to an interesting adventure.
Did you see that Derren Brown show where he sent someone to sleep in a photo-booth, and then took the photo-booth to Morrocco ?
Odd thing is, when I went to type Derren Brown, the only name I could think of was David Blaine. Maybe I've been hypnotised...
Odd thing is, when I went to type Derren Brown, the only name I could think of was David Blaine. Maybe I've been hypnotised...
Dear sir. This thread is abou MY ADVENTURE.
Please limit your talk about Derren Brown, or indeed Idiot Blaine to only times when I mention them in the context of AN ADVENTURE.
Please limit your talk about Derren Brown, or indeed Idiot Blaine to only times when I mention them in the context of AN ADVENTURE.
Are you suggesting that I speak only when I am spoken to ?
Good luck with that, none of my teachers managed to achieve that.
Did you see that episode of Grange Hill when Zammo kicked a ball at that big kid ? Forget his name, liked pies. Roland was it ?
Good luck with that, none of my teachers managed to achieve that.
Did you see that episode of Grange Hill when Zammo kicked a ball at that big kid ? Forget his name, liked pies. Roland was it ?
Your adventure's rubbish, particularly if the epilogue is you sleeping until Thursday.
The RAC man was nasty too. He kept making unfunny jokes about my last name and the make of my car being the same.
I hope he is dead now.
I hope he is dead now.
Would that be a make or a model you have there laddo?
My body clock is all off. I want my breakfast. Stupid Leeds.
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My body clock is all off. I want my breakfast. Stupid Leeds.
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I'm afraid I don't read Sci-Fi. It is against my religion.
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