Subject: Gazza arrested and sectioned

FORMER Toon and England football star Paul Gascoigne was arrested in Newcastle last night and has been sectioned under the Mental Health Act, police have revealed.

but down saaarf we already know he is a mentalist and aren't surprised. What did he do? Rob an offy or something?

offer keagan advice

think someone pinched his pickled onion crisps, ,once worshipped him from the stands,until i seen first-hand at newcastle train station what a plank he is,standing behind me,my son and mate in taxi queue he thought it was funny to boot my son 7yr old into the back seat of a taxi ..

did you twat his lopsided grin into the middle of next week?

i was in front seat of taxi and son was last one to get in aided by a boot,didnt realise at first who it was till i heard laugh and recognised fivebellies his mate,told him what i thought of him , i called police when i got home that night but withdrew the assault allegation next morning

fair enough too. what a sterling example to kids eh?

only reason i dropped it was to save my lad some embarresment as he was born with hirschprungs disease ( a bowel condition ) and would of been all over local papers.

Ah the old congenital aganglionic megacolon, I have a good mate that was born with it too. He seems to have come to terms with his colostomy by saying he only uses his arse to talk through now. He is a local magistrate by trade...

What did he do?

Polly was one of Gazza’s props when he got himself sectioned earlier this week. His other methods included ordering raw liver on room service and wandering the corridors naked and with two of these said parrots in his arms…

What's wrong with that then ?

It was too cultured for Newcastle, and Gazza.

money changes people, thats the trouble. raw livers' for yer toffs.