Subject: Wrestling Game

Hmm, I just set my signature moves. Next fight against level 1 master, I performed a finisher for the first time and beat him. Coincidence? I think not.
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Woohoo, just won our second stable match. Pulled off my sliding teabag again.

Edit: there is a team worse than us! "Team Extreme"
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Lets fight them!

Your mum sliding along on his knees
legs open executing strong Sliding Teabag!!
THE ULTIMATE WARRINER HAS A CUT!!!

Take that!

A cut from a sliding teabag! Oh the ignominy.

In a first blood match, what happens if both fighters disable all there wounding moves? Will the match carry on forever?

Anyone fancy giving it a go?

Excerpts from my mighty hero Baldrick Vs beardly:

"Baldrick suddenly shifts dodging the Double Axe Handle, taking the initiative
Baldrick gets on the top turnbuckle raising his fists held together
and throws himself toward beardly hitting him with a strong Double Axe Handle!!
BEARDLY HAS A CUT!!!
Baldrick gets on the top turnbuckle raising his fists held together
and jumps toward beardly quickly lowering them, performing a strong Double Axe Handle!!
BEARDLY IS BLEEDING!!"

and...

"Baldrick holds his opponent by the head
and hits him right into his face with a knee strike executing a light Knee on Head!!
UNBELIEVABLE!!!! the impact of this blow is so hard that beardly has fallen out of the ring!!!!
Baldrick leaves the ring
Referee: "Oneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!"
Baldrick grabs his opponent by the arm
beardly counters the Irish Whip trough Step Ladder and makes his opponent hit the ladder gaining the initiative!
Referee: "Twooooooooooooooooo!!!"
beardly positions Baldrick with the body inside the ring and the head on the apron ring
to take a run-up and to land on Baldrick with a violent Elbow Smash on the Apron!!!!!
Referee: "Threeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!"
beardly positions Baldrick with the body inside the ring and the head on the apron ring
to take a run-up and to land on Baldrick with a violent Elbow Smash on the Apron!!!!!
Referee: "Foooooooooooooooour!!!"
beardly positions Baldrick with the body inside the ring and the head on the apron ring
to take a run-up and to land on Baldrick with a strong Elbow Smash on the Apron!!!!!
Referee: "Fiveeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!"
beardly positions the opponent with the body inside the ring and the head on the apron ring
Baldrick makes unbalance the opponent, who slips, to take the initiative !!!
Referee: "Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiix!!!"
Baldrick positions beardly with the body inside the ring and the head on the apron ring
to take a run-up and to land on beardly with a violent Elbow Smash on the Apron!!!!!
Referee: "Seveeeeeeeeeeeeeeen!!!"
Baldrick goes up again in the ring
beardly goes up again in the ring
Baldrick loads the leg
beardly moves to the side avoiding a Middle Kick and goes to the counterattack
beardly loads his arm chop style and
hits the rival quickly with his forearm performing a light Forearm Smash!!
beardly grabs the opponent lifting him sideways to himself
Baldrick skillfully moves sideways dodging Tilt A Whirl Side Slam, taking back the initiative
Baldrick gets on the top turnbuckle with a jump and raises his fists to the sky holding them together
and leaps toward beardly quickly lowering them, performing a strong Double Axe Handle!!
Baldrick gets besides the laying opponent
and strikes his forehead with a strong Knee Stomp!!
Baldrick tries a pinning maneuver
Referee starts counting...
....1....
....2....
....3....
BALDRICK WINS THE MATCH AND DEFEATS BEARDLY !!!!"



Sorry,... I got too excited :)
Still waiting for my Baldrick to perform his finisher of the 'Reeking Pants'!!! :D

I am going to join this evening. I think I will go for the BULK BOGAN or something

Your mum is about to perform his taunt
Your Mum Runs Around The Ring With One Hand In The Air executing A Shearer
Your mum grabs Dante James's hair
Your mum grabs one of his opponent's armd and swings him into the ropes
Your mum bends over and waits for his running opponent
then quickly sits down executing light Salty Hole Grinder!!
Your mum keeps his weak submission hold
Your mum keeps his weak submission hold
Your mum releases his grasp

THAT FAT BLOKE TAKING UP 3 SEATS IS A CRIMSON MASK!!!

That's the furthest I've seen the blood thing go, I wonder if the ref would eventually stop the match?

Post the names of all the wrestlers here, and see if we can get them all on one post, as i'm losing track.

doughnut_jimmy - beardly

doughnut_jimmy - beardly
mr_gibbage - The Million Pound Man

doughnut_jimmy - beardly
Woppa - The Ultimate Warriner
mr_gibbage - The Million Pound Man
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doughnut_jimmy - beardly
Woppa - The Ultimate Warriner
mr_gibbage - The Million Pound Man
E_cartman - That fat bloke taking up 3 seats

doughnut_jimmy - beardly
Woppa - The Ultimate Warriner
mr_gibbage - The Million Pound Man
E_cartman - That fat bloke taking up 3 seats
Rog Ironfist - Baldrick

doughnut_jimmy - beardly
Woppa - The Ultimate Warriner
mr_gibbage - The Million Pound Man
E_cartman - That fat bloke taking up 3 seats
Rog Ironfist - Baldrick
eirikr - Lazy Susan