Subject: Position Advice on training in real life

im just joining in but what is this!

but i see someone mentioned CM lol i play football manager

now playing it now :P milan all the way :D

but yeah these are the requirements i look for on that :)

Your personal trainer should know what to do on how he/she can train you in them

depends who it is :P but if it was a she and good looking i doubt i would be concentrating on my short passing! but maybe my technique :P

sometimes ken i wonder what goes through your mind.

what goes through my mind is on how to improve myself
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comments from the opponents saying you played well and that

hehehe who do you play for?

i play for my local Sunday team and get these comments all the time! usually down the pub afterwards lol

i suppose thats why kipper put the comment so naive :P

we are all just a bunch of lard asses and alcoholics and im the youngest person on the team :D but im not fat but i do smoke so we get comments like how do you finish the match hahaha
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I get told that I'm a born defender. I also get guilt trips after nailing people I play against; more so because I like doing it.

I used to play Sunday league but I haven't for ages. Playing games is irrelevent as the following is entirely appropriate as a training programme for a cynical defender such as myself:

Adopt the Millwall "Everyone hates us, we don't care" chant as a personal mantra.

If you ever do anything bad, pretend you're a cat and stare fixedly in another direction, avoiding all eye contact. This will be useful for those in-game transgressions. Try to tune out a) screaming and b) the sound of people shouting at you. Perhaps you may be able to engineer situations at work or school in order to practice this.

Smoke and drink as much as you like; during the game too if you can get away with it.

Elbowing and nudging your way to the front of the bar is an excellent warm-up routine for those attacking set-pieces.


Remember that your talents lie in whole-hearted commitment and a competitive nature. Don't let considerations such as fitness distract you. A burst of pace can be a trick up your sleeve and may only be required if you need to get properly airborne for those key tackles.

play for Bushmead Wanderers B in a Luton league

I thought you were doing GCSEs?

i also play football, training thursday's and matches on sundays. And am in college

So ken, why did you not do your GCSEs at the normal age of 16?

Something really is not adding up in what you are saying.
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DFTT

wtf i done my GCSE's, i am 17 on august. I probably should have said that. Am in college studying ICT and Finance and I got to do English GCSE again because i failed it when i was in high school. Does it add up now

Definately.

I'm sure you said you were doing your GCSEs about a month or so ago, and was the original reason for you "leaving" for Russia...

As for this topic, all you have done is taken footstar training and branded it as your own.

not really. And plus i was only on holiday in Russia

I'd like to rebuke you all for taking this thread off topic.

yh lets get back to the topic

I will allow it if you can do an on topic post.