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Subject: ADVENTURE!
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THE latest IMRAN adventure is PLANNED!
I will not be going by car this time, since my time on the outskirts of Leeds have left me scared for life and given me a phobia of BMW's. Bayerischemotorenwerkophobia I call it.
Anyway, the adventure is my most audacious yet, and may take my up to 3 days, luckily I have revently purchased a mobile telephone that you can touch with your fingers ag go on the internet and play music and stuff, so YOU will have updates lots of the time.
The adventure IS....
*drumrole*
IMRAN IN INDIA!
I, Imran Kahn, plan to eat at a world record number of Indian Restaraunts in 24 hours.
I have wrote to Guinness to inform them of my world record attempt, and they have said:
"Dear Mr Kahn,
Thank you for taking the time to write to us about your upcoming world record attempt, I am pleased to inform you that theree is no current record for EATING AT THE MOST INDIAN RESTAURANTS IN 24 HOURS, so you will certainly be setting this particular record. I have enclosed a copy of the fees required for an official Guinness adjudicator to attend your event. I wish you good luck and hope you can make a record that will stand for years to come!"
Upon opening this letter, I was pleased, but then after looking at the costs for the adjudication person, (those buggers want accomodation, food, travel expenses and bloody an hourly rate!) they can piffle off, so I will seimply record the event on the sokker forums (HERE!) and you can all be my independant witnesses! Huzzah!
The event is scheduled for Monday 24th March. I chose a monday, as I don't want to be queing on a busy Friday or Saturday night. The challenge starts at midnight and will end at the following midnight. The first Indian will be my local 'Indian Rose' on Castle Road in Scarborough if anyone wishes to support my endeavour! They have agreed to open late for me.
having spoken to the people at Guinness on the telephone, they have also told me (prior to my refusal to pay for their services) that the rules for this new event (that they made up) that tables cannot be booked, and that each subsequent Indian destination must not be planned. So I will be carrying with me a map, and my internet connection device (iphone) to select each destination after completing my meal.
Thank you for your support.
FAQ's
Q: But Imran, wont most places be shut when you start?
A: Thats the challenge you dingbat! I need to FIND places that will be open! I may have to go miles! My assistant (Ron) will be my driver and will act on my behalf in a driver type way, providing I pay for petrol and he gets an Indian at my cost when he wants one.
Q: But what about like 5 in the morning? Where will you find one.
A: Read the last question dumbass, that the challenge. If I can't find one, I go without! Forcing me to wait until I find an open Indian!
Q: What constitutes a meal? Are you just going to eat a naan bread and leave?
A: No, No, No, you cynical little dog. I must have at least 2 courses in each Indian. This is a Guinness stipulation.
Q: Isn't this going to cost you a shitload of money?
A: Probably. Unless I can get sponsorship. I have tried and failed. I have 2 months wages from the supermarket home brand shreddies factory saved up for this, so I should be okay.
I will keep you all, my friends updated.
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I will not be going by car this time, since my time on the outskirts of Leeds have left me scared for life and given me a phobia of BMW's. Bayerischemotorenwerkophobia I call it.
Anyway, the adventure is my most audacious yet, and may take my up to 3 days, luckily I have revently purchased a mobile telephone that you can touch with your fingers ag go on the internet and play music and stuff, so YOU will have updates lots of the time.
The adventure IS....
*drumrole*
IMRAN IN INDIA!
I, Imran Kahn, plan to eat at a world record number of Indian Restaraunts in 24 hours.
I have wrote to Guinness to inform them of my world record attempt, and they have said:
"Dear Mr Kahn,
Thank you for taking the time to write to us about your upcoming world record attempt, I am pleased to inform you that theree is no current record for EATING AT THE MOST INDIAN RESTAURANTS IN 24 HOURS, so you will certainly be setting this particular record. I have enclosed a copy of the fees required for an official Guinness adjudicator to attend your event. I wish you good luck and hope you can make a record that will stand for years to come!"
Upon opening this letter, I was pleased, but then after looking at the costs for the adjudication person, (those buggers want accomodation, food, travel expenses and bloody an hourly rate!) they can piffle off, so I will seimply record the event on the sokker forums (HERE!) and you can all be my independant witnesses! Huzzah!
The event is scheduled for Monday 24th March. I chose a monday, as I don't want to be queing on a busy Friday or Saturday night. The challenge starts at midnight and will end at the following midnight. The first Indian will be my local 'Indian Rose' on Castle Road in Scarborough if anyone wishes to support my endeavour! They have agreed to open late for me.
having spoken to the people at Guinness on the telephone, they have also told me (prior to my refusal to pay for their services) that the rules for this new event (that they made up) that tables cannot be booked, and that each subsequent Indian destination must not be planned. So I will be carrying with me a map, and my internet connection device (iphone) to select each destination after completing my meal.
Thank you for your support.
FAQ's
Q: But Imran, wont most places be shut when you start?
A: Thats the challenge you dingbat! I need to FIND places that will be open! I may have to go miles! My assistant (Ron) will be my driver and will act on my behalf in a driver type way, providing I pay for petrol and he gets an Indian at my cost when he wants one.
Q: But what about like 5 in the morning? Where will you find one.
A: Read the last question dumbass, that the challenge. If I can't find one, I go without! Forcing me to wait until I find an open Indian!
Q: What constitutes a meal? Are you just going to eat a naan bread and leave?
A: No, No, No, you cynical little dog. I must have at least 2 courses in each Indian. This is a Guinness stipulation.
Q: Isn't this going to cost you a shitload of money?
A: Probably. Unless I can get sponsorship. I have tried and failed. I have 2 months wages from the supermarket home brand shreddies factory saved up for this, so I should be okay.
I will keep you all, my friends updated.
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I think Tuesday may be more of an "adventure" after eating so much Indian food.
Is there a world record for the largest single dump by a human being?
Rub Guiness' nose in that instead!
Literally!
Rub Guiness' nose in that instead!
Literally!
If you come bhajin in like that you'll get that bhuna all over madras.
It appears I did not calculate that Monday was in fact a bank holiday.
This might be quite a low world record.
This might be quite a low world record.
I think that a Friday night would have been the best option for you. Many more Indians are open late on a Friday/Saturday.
I AM READY.
It begins tonight. I am just getting my most photogenic clothes on. Hopefully I will be in your papers on Tuesday morning. Look out for the name IMRAN - THE GREATEST HERO SCARBOROUGH HAS EVER KNOWN.
Now where did I put my super stretchy waisted jeans...
It begins tonight. I am just getting my most photogenic clothes on. Hopefully I will be in your papers on Tuesday morning. Look out for the name IMRAN - THE GREATEST HERO SCARBOROUGH HAS EVER KNOWN.
Now where did I put my super stretchy waisted jeans...
Bad.
I Feel Bad.
Tummy Hurt.
iPhone lost at 7 in morning.
Slept 3 hours in back of a car.
Bad back
bad tummy.
Imran sleep now.
i have given mrs imran my username and password. if i drown in my own vomit, she will tell you all.
world record is now 12.
will contact guinness tomorrow.
need sleep now
love imran
I Feel Bad.
Tummy Hurt.
iPhone lost at 7 in morning.
Slept 3 hours in back of a car.
Bad back
bad tummy.
Imran sleep now.
i have given mrs imran my username and password. if i drown in my own vomit, she will tell you all.
world record is now 12.
will contact guinness tomorrow.
need sleep now
love imran
owwie.
the only indian food i like is poppadoms. :-D
you found your iPhone yet?
the only indian food i like is poppadoms. :-D
you found your iPhone yet?
I phoned it a few mins ago
a chinese sounding fella picked up
apparently he bought the phone in hmv.
hes a liar, he nicked it
a chinese sounding fella picked up
apparently he bought the phone in hmv.
hes a liar, he nicked it
You can get a new one from Carphone Warehouse for only 269 pounds. If you had your old sim you could have put it straight in, as you don't sign up to the contract for the iphone until you get home and do it over itunes, apparently. But I guess you'd know all this, being a previous user.
ouch.
sue the chinaman he nicked your phone.
sue the chinaman he nicked your phone.
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