Subject: ADVENTURE!

ouch.
sue the chinaman he nicked your phone.

you aren't really an expert on law are you?

He's actually a high court judge.

so i was right then

exactly.

Peaple PLEASE. This is an important topic.

the people at guinness say my record cannot be verified as apparently an online game does not constitute external adjudication.

the iphone has been bricked, the chinaman may not use it.

happily i insured the phone with the shops premium insurance plan, which covers me for theft.

sadly there is a 50 pound starting excess apparentlyso i only get the cost of a new iphone minus 50 pounds, as i decided not to get another one as it wasnt very good anyway.

i will put the 219 squid towards the next adventure. something less food based.

if anyone fancies writing to the gayers at guinness to tell them about my record, please do so.

Hmm - did you take photos ?

I'm amazed that for a topic of such self-importance, that you forgot to record the event for posterity. An unfortunate word to use when considering the aftermath, but there you have it.

The photographic evidence is awaiting developmentation you untrusting swine.

Hey i'm no judge.
I once sued McDonalds for food poisoning from their Chicken McNuggets.
I didn't get any money and i don't go to Mds anymore :-)

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you have an iphone, does it not have a camera !?

Ah.