Subject: Chocolate Teapot!!!!

Hi everyone, I`ve made a fantastic chocolate teapot! That will fulfill all your tea making needs... er...like melting and stuff. But it works really well.. if you...like...use really cold water.. and...er.. don`t stir...well...it`s up to you if you use it or not...no ones forcing you to use the fantastical CHOCOLATE TEAPOT but if you don`t your HEAD WILL EXPLODE! and your sokker team will NEVER WIN AGAIN! mwhahahahaha...no... damn...sorry.. I used the wrong sort of chocolate!...in actual fact.. my chocolate teapot is just a LARGE TURD.

Sounds intriguing.

'shrooms? weed? tequila?

what posessed you?!

Shandy?

I say fair play, Ken can't have a monopoly on this kind of crap!

:)

Further to my original post, I have received a strongly worded legal letter advising that Ken does, in fact, have the monopoly on exactly this kind of crap!

It goes on to say that I have violated copyright and infringed on a trade mark and demands I immediately withdraw the fantastical chocolate teapot from distribution or face the consequences!

Naturally, I'm extremely disappointed but it looks like I have no choice but to recall the fantastical chocolate teapot.

I know you will all be deeply saddened.

Additionally, it means that my plans for a wheel-less unicycle will be placed on hold indefinitely.

Gibby? Can we get a sticky on this thread as a warning to noobs please?

I once got sent to the managers' office to ask for a left-handed screwdriver.

That's a good one. I was once asked by a customer if we had any legs of liver.

Naturally, i asked at the delicatessen.

Sold out.

As a teacher I have 2 personal favorites, send a kid to look for either

a. The long stand or

b the bid weight

It helps that I am a science teacher.

tartan paint is nice i've heard as well.

my dad used to send people off to the stores for a jar of benzene rings.

Now I know they don't exist.

I always like sky hooks, or a double ended screw.

I have some tartan paint.

electricity powder for stick-lights.
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