Subject: barca v man u

Undoubtedly.

You're absolutely right, those 38 goals he's scored have come against the real powder puffs of the premier league and europe...

...Aston Villa, Lyon, Portsmouth, Tottenham, Bolton, Newcastle, West Ham, Sunderland, Everton, Derby, Fulham, Dynamo Kiev, Arsenal, Wigan, Sporting Lisbon, Birmingham, Blackburn & Liverpool

So in full those top teams he hasn't scored against: Manchester City (8th), Reading (17th), Middlesborough (14th) & Chelsea (2nd)

So if he scores at the bridge on Saturday...

But don't let facts get in the way of a good urban myth!

;)

I hope you're not implying doubt. That's heresy, that is.

NCN: please resist making a Hear Say reference.

A bloke I used to work with lived next door to Myleene Klasses' parents in a little village in Norfolk.

What's Hear Say ? Some kind of deaf peoples' programme ?

It's like monkey see monkey do, only with less bananas.

Cool, want a banana ?

Not yet, lets get back to this typing, else we're never going to get this book finished.

Sorry yes, right where was I...

"Alas, poor Yorick, I knew him Horatio".

Nah, that sounds rubbish, let's start again...

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