Subject: hahahahaha!

story 1

story 2

I'm not sure which story is more bizzare. both made me laugh which sucks, because laughing with a cracked sternum is not a fun experience. i think the second story is more inexplicable, as humans are supposedly one of the most intelligent species!
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yes. hilarious. I am really looking forward to a seal in charge...

it was his election campaign...

"i've kenned Red Ken, i've kenned a penguin, now let me ken London!"

Dammit, I thought Heidi Klum was going to be back on the market again for a split second.

Is it me or is my name always mention in every thread.

i only used it as a substitute for f*** as per forum rules. this one isn;t about you... unless you were the penguin

I think it's more likely he's Boris tbh.

I prefer Boris. Use Boris.

to be honest, I prefer the penguin, or kenguin as I like to now call it.

apparently the loving couple have now signed a deal with a well known credit card company...

"A romantic holiday - $800, a day at the beach - $35, the warmth of a new fur coat... priceless!"

subsitute for fish ?

Quorn instead of meat I can kind of understand, but Ken instead of fish ?