Subject: word!

Looks like the Arsenal v Everton commentry team have found a dcitionary in the press box:

"A few shouts from the crowd, nothing too proliferous"
"Well that sums up this crowd on a somnambulent Sunday afternoon"
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Audacious! I've always wanted to be a sport commentator.

Trouble is i don't have the voice for it. I sound a bit like John Motson's pre-teen son.

do you look like him too?

I don't know, does he even have a son?

From wikipee

John lives in England with his wife, Anne, and their son Frederick (Derby County FC fan).

Well spout my barnacles, I thought he was imaginary!

he is... jaize made it up... there is no such person as a Derby County fan

well, not anymore...