Subject: Who unleashed ken ?

Some careless, thoughtless, evil gimp - has unleashed ken... yet again. ken is in the sexy logos thread 'protecting the innocence of youngsters' - no joke, I almost choked. ken is in the best/worst coach thread passing judgement over world class coaches... O the Horror, O the disgust...

At first, rumours suggested forestman is responsible. I even heard mention of guacamole involvement in these doings, but I don't think they are to blame. Some more sinister force is behind it.

Who unleashed ken?
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I have a blank night a year or so back; I know I had a curry and 8 pints of bitter and the morning ken I produced then was incredible. It could have been the night before though - I'm sure I remember some Frankenstein-esque science experiment gone bad involving lightening vanes, distilled essence of the Daily Mail, that chap Brick from Anchorman, and Jeremy Beadle's cold dead body.

P.S. Inspired: the claw hand could explain the errant typing.

I'm certain he's not "real"...i have seen the threads you talk about though :D and he also passed judgement on a 9m euro signing by telling someone it was a "normal price".

Unfortunately for them, they believed him!

Show us your true identity Ken!

How can you leave out his pearls of wisdom in the 'favourite tactics' thread.

After revealing the secret of his success is the 4-4-2, he signs off with the immortal words '...it works if your team can pass...' unlike all those other tactics that require no passing???

Haha, yep! :D and even then it's just a standard 4-4-2 with attacking wingers!

you know there has never been a reasonable explanation as to why he keeps being allowed to return after hi cheating attempts. plus there is the mysterious age fluctuation. and why is it every now and then he repeats all his "how does e-banking/paypal/etc work" threads... if it wasn't for the classic 2 quid garbage transfers i would question if it really is the same ken

There is no such thing as bad news.

Ken makes the headlines on a regular basis.

I apperantly used to be ken.
Why did he register as kertheirry?

I think it's a good thing that ken has been unleashed. It means that his effect will be diluted, and everyone will be able to share the effect.

I'm hoping for a Sparticus style... "No.. I'm Ken"..."No! I'm Ken"





No. Not really.

I'm Ken and so's my wife!

I'm not ken!

yes you are.

It's true - he doth protest too much.

Apparently I am ken!

Anyone got four bob?

To be fair the 'sexy logo' thread is full of sex starved morons whose idea of beauty is merely being quite thin.

You have the internet at your disposal and these pathetic individuals gather together on a football game showing each other pictures of anorexic whores in bikinis?

WTF?