Subject: Final Bash - Predictions.

at least being laid up in this hotel i get live premiership matches on satellite. tomorrow will be the most fun i've had in 2 weeks :(

What about crashing a jeep! That looked great fun. Well apart from the brain damage, blood and the fact that only Nik Nak could drive the thing afterwards...

that's a good point. its much more of a rush than any alton towers ride, and you don't have to queue for 4 hours for 5 minutes of fun.

Are you talking about Woppa too?

no-one queues for woppa

Birmingham v Blackburn = 1-1
Chelsea v Bolton = 3-0
Derby v Reading = 1-2
Everton v Newcastle = 2-0
Middlesbrough v Man City = 2-1
Portsmouth v Fulham = 0-1
Sunderland v Arsenal = 1-3
Tottenham v Liverpool = 1-2
West Ham v Aston Villa = 2-2
Wigan v Man Utd = 0-2

We are also up against the ex-owner of the mighty lipslug! Lawro reckons the following:

Birmingham v Blackburn = 2-0
Chelsea v Bolton = 3-0
Derby v Reading = 1-1
Everton v Newcastle = 2-0
Middlesbrough v Man City = 2-1
Portsmouth v Fulham = 1-1
Sunderland v Arsenal = 0-2
Tottenham v Liverpool = 1-1
West Ham v Aston Villa = 2-1
Wigan v Man Utd = 0-3

Birmingham v Blackburn 1-4
Chelsea v Bolton 5-0
Derby v Reading 0-6
Everton v Newcastle 3-1
Middlesbrough v Man City 0-4
Portsmouth v Fulham 0-3
Sunderland v Arsenal 1-3
Tottenham v Liverpool 1-1
West Ham v Aston Villa 0-3
Wigan v Man Utd 2-2 (united equalise in the 133rd min of time added on by sir alex's watch.)

you don't need to see his team name to guess who smitty supports... a totally unbiased 5-0 result for chelseas, and a just a hint of sour grapes towards man u

hehehehe

so Reading then?

Fact is, it won't matter if United equalise in the 133rd minute of aded time if Chelsea beat Bolton 5-0!

Birmingham v Blackburn = 0-2
Chelsea v Bolton = 1-0
NY Giants v Boston Red Sox = 5-4
Derby v Reading = 0-3
Everton v Newcastle = 1-0
Middlesbrough v Man City = 3-1
Portsmouth v Fulham = 4-1
Pittsurgh Steelers v Miami Dolphins = 21-18
Sunderland v Arsenal = 1-1
Tottenham v Liverpool = 2-1
West Ham v Aston Villa = 1-2
Wigan v Man Utd = 1-1
Namibia v Dylanos = 1-0

I make that Chelsea to win the title, the Steelers to win the Superbowl, and the Giants to win the world series.

wait til i persuade everyone to sell their homelands to the hilton group and fill this country with fat americans! then i'll have had my revenge..... mwahaha

on what?

Namibia v Dylanos = 1-0

on Namibia!