Subject: Is this funny?

I think it is, apparently it isn't!



3 women: one engaged, one a mistress & one married, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men...that night, all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos and a mask over their eyes!!!

After a few days they meet again.....

The engaged girlfriend: 'The other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me with the leather bodice, 12cms stilettos & mask. He saw me & said: 'You are the woman of my life, I love you' ... then we made love, sweet love all night long

The mistress: Ah! Me too...the other night I met my lover in the office and I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat & when I opened the raincoat he did not say anything.....but we had wild sex all night!!!

The married one: 'The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mothers for the night. I got myself ready: leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes...my husband comes back from work, opens the door and says................



'Alright Batman, what's for dinner...?'

And what was for dinner?

Maybe the punchline's missing.

they never said, maybe that is why ladies don't find it funny...

Pie.

Mmmm pie.

That fine joke just got finer.

Duff!

Muff!

I don't think you're on the same page... menu, as us.

I don't think you deserve the right to talk in these forums if you don't understand the english :)

1. I'll bet you anything, that I can beat you in any game that involves knowledge of the English language!
2. I don't see where I did not understand the language, it's your joke which was unrelated. Do pay attention! "Mmm pie" is usually followed by "Duff" (beer) according to one very famous TV personality.
3. 'Rights' are earned, and having to deal with numerous self-aggrandised nincompoops here in the forums - who think that just because they can type their name without spelling mistakes makes them better - has earned me that right long ago.
4. As far as 'deserving' mate... respect your elders!
5. I wonder whether you have the same middle name as Baldrick? I'm almost certain you do ;-)

1. I'll bet you anything, that I can beat you in any game that involves knowledge of the English language!

See you on scrabulous on facebook then.

1. I meant oxolotl.
2. I don't do facebook
3. Your legendary vocabulary skills are well known ncn, I do not presume to outplay you in this capacity.
4. I shall look it up though... I can always use the experience.
5. :)

1. oh.
2. oh.
3. you'd be amazed how often i'm beaten at scrabble. think of it being similar to playing against an octogenarian at hopscotch.
4. ok, good.
5. :)

usually it is mmm donuts and mmm beer, not duff.

I don't really give a crap what you think, and your self important attitude is just great.

I assumed duff was followed by muff, for the term duff muff, I found it a clever use of carrying on what had been started.

I'll reiterate and suggest you check...

5. I wonder whether you have the same middle name as Baldrick? I'm almost certain you do