Subject: FA Cup Final

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male models team, korean brothers, and bionic leg woman plus bloke, have made apperances also. all 9 teams see to be at the same stage at the same time... race is on to the next clue... who will find the flight suit first at the vietnam POW museum?!?

that sounds bloody brilliant! or total horseshit, i can't decide which.

Aaron Ramsey (the next Beckham apparently) warmes up on the Cardiff sidelines 60mins

on he comes at only 4 years old! 61mins

problem is all teams are neck and neck.. but vietnam vet & lesbian daughter falling behind as they have no money for a cab.
teams now competing to sell flowers from a bike to earn money for next stage... high chance someone will die on busy intersection.

cheerleader/beauty queen team selling bucket loads via traditional cleavage method, but bionic leg & bf team have a clear lead. hoppy is making "best foot forward" jokes.. bf wished he could get away with doing same.
half teams on wrong bus... together.

blood sports rock!

Peter Phillips and Autumn Kelly get married as Pompey make a sub, some bloke for some other bloke. Footie has stagnated since the Cardiff uberkind has come on. 69mins

cheerleaders & models have teamed up and are looking sexy while ghetto girls follow behind. everyone is on the same bus except white trash team who have taken a motorbike taxi... its gonna be too close to call. last team for the complete stage is eliminated. saddly death is only incidentally possible rather than integral to the game :(

Cardiff make another sub 70mins

Does it get more dangerous in the next round? Motorbike taxi has no brakes etc.

Cardiff idiot shoot from 411 yards out 72mins

i have seen clips involving elephants, and capsizing boats, and a woman dragged by an angy oxen... plus they are currently racing to make fireworks with gunpowder so i have hopes...

korean bros team are first to the final rendevou for this stage

better than the footie at the mo. Cardiff blokes heads into the ground to ensure it goes over the bar. 78mins