Subject: FA Cup Final

better than the footie at the mo. Cardiff blokes heads into the ground to ensure it goes over the bar. 78mins

gay couple 2nd over the line... but cheated as they used a moto-taxi... 30 minute penalty... the tension mounts

distan goes on a mega run past 18 cardiff players and gently rolls it past the post 84mins
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male models 3rd accross the line followed by married couple fighting, the cheerleaders, bionic woman.... ghetto girls & white trash 7 & 8
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is it wacky races?


Sinclair shows why he plays 3rd division footie 88mins

the lesbian & the vietnam vet running for finnish but the gay couple are out of the penalty box and clinch 8th place... the vietnam vet experiences another crushing defeat in the rice paddies of vietnam but find acceptance of eachother and so must ultimately be considered winners.... ahh

cardiff all-in for a final flourish 93mins

all over - Pompey wins and a blue version of Capt Sparrow cries like a drug addled mentalist.

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thank you jaize... that was an excellent commentary. nice one!

It was a great match and Portsmouth deserved to win.

your last one was the one I was waiting for... :)

nights boys

Looked abysmal again, not since the west Ham - Liverpool final has there been a fun match to watch imo.

Ones that stick in my mind are Coventry 3 - 2 Spurs

Apart from that I am struggling to remember great finals.

manu v arsenal

What one, cos I remember the drab 0-0 which went to pens......

I hope he's talking about the semi-final replay in '99...

...Schmeicel saves a penalty, Keane gets sent off, Giggs scores a belting winner in ET - that one!

Wasn't the final though was it........