Subject: I am rubbish!

On a quick nip to the shops I was told, by a random old lady, that "I was rubbish, in fact the most rubbish in the world!" after a not-looking-where-I-was_going incident.

Does anyone else know someone who is likely to be more rubbish than me so should I see the old dear again I can retort with a serious, "in your face!"?
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Any Ipswich Town, or indeed Sheffield Utd supporter.

And Gibbage.

i suggest Paul Jewell as some one much more rubbish than you.

anyway not looking where you are going when walking doesn't mean your rubbish, just inconsistant. i suggest you train walking. start by shuffling and work your way up to ambling before moving up to the quick stroll.

given time and the right trainer you could become the most prolific walker ever.

Joey Deacon. God knows he tried, but he was blatantly rubbish.

or Talker as in fujor's case.

nah I'm a mute and an R-Tard. Probably for the best too

Jewell is rubbish, I remember going to see the Mighty Owls at Hillsborough and he got out of the dugout to spout some barnacles and as he returned to his seat he twatted his head on the dugout shelter with an audible Doing!

Much better than the footie!

well it would be if you were watching wednesday ;)

i've got a lot of time for wednesday even if i am a Leeds fan. but thats only because your not bloody sheffield united!

I think that is the only compliment Weds have got this season...

yeah you've been dire!. good finish to the season mind. and you beat the blunts which is always good.

bring in the right players next season and you'll do ok but i dont know what sort of state your finances are in. apart from wade small and tommy spurr i dont see that many stand out players there.

you are not wrong although Laws have already been waving the axe about...

I think it might not be so bad if we can get a striker on the park that doesn't break in a stiff breeze!

i think Enoch Showunmi is available, leeds were after him but he turned us down thinking he'll play more for bristol which didn't work out.

dont think he ever did much for you in his brief spell but he's alright for what he's worth. Earnshaw has been whoring himself a bit as well.

got to be careful because theres some good teams coming down and some good teams going up.

Rasiak?

true. rasiak is a truly awful player. why is he professional again?

Dunno. Maybe Bolton is building a new stadium and has run out of wood?

so he doesn't sit on the bench, he is the bench.