Subject: Seb Blatter

maybe we can campaign as a truly global footballing community to have him shipped to Naaaarch into the newly built football zoo as top attraction.

Damn, I was hoping that statement would be more controversial.

once he gets there we can always hope he gets turned to bio fuel by the locals?

Eduardo.

thank you, yes him.

yes, and polish his shiny head

I hate those English jokes about Polish people...

;p

Then don't be such a rubbish nation ;)

How can you call a nation that is able to attack tanks with lancers on horses rubbish?! That's a lack of respect for the imagination!

And remember we saved your Queen during the 2nd WW, not God. :P

You can have her!

Our pilots already did had her :P

I think you will find that they are American, we all love the Poles as they do loads of jobs we don't want to, both better and often cheaper.

The fact that nobody here wants to do those particular jobs doesn't mean we won't moan about you nicking all our jobs etc.

Sitting around watching sky all day is the way forward.

That's kind of my job :)

Do you think if we got enough migrants into the country, everyone here at the moment could do that whilst they do all the work?

Sounds like a cunning plan to me.

I take it you've never worked in the NHS. It's already happened.