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slight change on training - you can do same player different skills. hired a new coach as the alternative was buying a load of trainees. looks like today's training worked fine; no pops that i can see though

that reminded me of a time my brother was off to B&Q to get an ajustable wrench for his toolbox and I told him to ask the guy for a metric one as the old imperial ones wouldn't work on the nuts and bolts on his car.

He said swear words when he can back.

just the one Sokker v. Sokker match today... 72monsta v oxolotl

5 out of the 8 prem teams so far are Sokker teams. nice.

Have other people gone for a custom line-up? i have a 5-3-2 based on the apparent skills of my players. since i have no idea of values, skills, etc i figure it makes more sense to build it around the existing team, rather than try and build a new team.
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Hmmm. Whilst I am not convinced by the game yet the commentry is nearly as good as the wrestling one!

"Min.48, Gooooool !!!, Tommy Hunt sent a deep ball towards Arron Foster who made a hand to hand with Alfred Soares winning him with a beautiful vaseline. The scoreboard is now 1-0."

my favourite move involved one of my 'famous banana centers'
i also like 'he makes the death shot' and 'the referees are lined up with the wardrobe'
also, when there is a goal or an injury, the comentator gets over excited and babbles on in spanish.

lost mine 1-0 in the 80th minute. hey ho.

i'm not hugely impressed right now. 6 out of 8 are now Sokker players

You are right, we need to update english translation, we are working hard for make the best translatio. Sorry

It is cool! I quite like some of the phrases. ;-)

to be fair, i think the dodgy commentary was the best bit so far ;)

"we are working hard for make the best translatio"

i would suggest using a real person. surely everyone knows by now... online translation tools are utter rubbish!

But real people are not so easy to find as they used to be...

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your english is fine. this is a forum not a text based football manager. i think at the moment the site is either using an online translation engine, or a (poorly) trained monkey. there is no other way that the vaseline incidents would have made it into the comentary.
but hey, we're english and perverse... i still say the best bit about the matches was the dodgy comentary.

but hey, we're english and perverse

Speak for yourself!

Woppa! Do you kiss your mum with that mouth?

No. Yours.

She is dead - you are sick!

Yes.