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Subject: Research about BEER
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Imran [del] to
All
I hope I am allowed to post this, but I feel it is important to bring it to the attention of the group.
Beer contains female hormones
Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.
The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.
To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period.
It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects :
1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional.
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally.
8) Had to sit down while urinating.
9) Could no longer read maps.
No further testing was considered necessary.
Beer contains female hormones
Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.
The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.
To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period.
It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects :
1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional.
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally.
8) Had to sit down while urinating.
9) Could no longer read maps.
No further testing was considered necessary.
Beer is one of the most estrogenising foodstuffs known to man, so there is some truth in this so called joke.
This is not a joke. This is a factual thread.
I still have not received clearance from Herr Gibbage to post my joke.
I still have not received clearance from Herr Gibbage to post my joke.
gibbage is not a herr, he is a he. not enough beer i reckon.
you had tickets too - you must be gutted.
are yo uplaying Jim in the cup ?
are yo uplaying Jim in the cup ?
I am going to sit in the stand and throw things at RedJim's chaps.
he#s wearing chaps ? how frightfully proper !
unusual managers sideline attire, I grant you...
I have my airplane tickets at the ready to fly out to see ken vs RedJim, first class aswell with chauffeur driving to and from the airport.
imran, i destroyed your team the other day, sorry about that
Don't be sorry, he was suffering the effects of the first post.
Who are you?
My team has never been destroyed.
I scored against you. Therefore you suck at this game.
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My team has never been destroyed.
I scored against you. Therefore you suck at this game.
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