Subject: Euro 2008

1-0 poland. that's harsh

Definitely. We've just doubled the bet. Come on Poland..

Austria 0/7
Poland 1/1

it looks strangely similar to sokker...

That old cliche - if you don't take your chances etc etc.

the south african studio team are still laughing about the fact that the poland keeper's name sounds like bollocks. men are less reconstructed here!

Boruc? Hmm, perhaps Prince Phillip on one of his eastern tours might have thought similarly.

seriously south african sports comentary sounds like boys night down the pub.

Don't I know it - spent a bit of time there with an ex-girlfriend. If you can't drive or brai a perfect hog roast in a weber using twigs and spit you ain't no kind of man. So I was told.

the guys who rescued me in the bush cooked boerworst (sausages) on the engine of their bakkie (4x4) while they righted my bakkie and prepared to drive it 200km through the bush. tough breed the boers. and man do they eat.

I always put on at least a pound of meat weight and the same of beer weight every single day when I was in SA. T-bone steaks for breakfast washed down with beer and followed by some bundu-bashing, then more meat and beer for lunch, etc etc. I loved it.

penalty... can they get the draw?

yes they can. and your mate is 20 quid better off, hahaha unlucky :)))

expensive goal for me. grr.

the bet was doubled..

hahaha even worse. when austria made all those chances but still went 1 down, 1-1 was looking odds on

pah. soft penalty.