Subject: NEW Imran Adventure!

Today I quit my job. I am no longer a supermarket own brand shreddies quality control checker/packer.

This coincides with a split from Mrs Imran. I am now looking for a new job. I am aiming for something that pays somewhere in the region of £45k per year plus. I have many skills, and am usually the best at anything I try.

Does anyone have any suggestions for Imrans BIGGEST ADVENTURE!

Architect? Nah, too easy.
Fireman? Nah, too manly.
Air Traffic Controller? Nah, too much drinking of pints before a 6 o clock shift.
Internets geek? Nah, too much beard growing.
African car crasher? Nah, too much travel involved.

Sorry, I'm stumped.
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Are you married? Do you have the log book to her car? You could try e-baying that, (the car, not the log book) and/or selling as many items that belong to her, then start up your own company on a subject of your choice...

changing your sex could be quite an adventure.

You mean he could become Mrs Imran?

kiss and teller?
blackmailer
big brother?
gambler?
benefit cheat?

At least they[?] would never split again. Or...would that mean he or...she actually would split Mr Imran in the process of becoming Mrs Imran? Hard one. And what title would you give while becoming Mrs Imran?

It Imran?

Goatherd.

have you previously earned in that region of salary? or is it a case of Loriel?

Hmm - money for no discernable skills. Got to be sales for you then meboy.

I'd suggest selling double glazing. But nearly all houses have that now.
How about insurance ?

Sales requires plenty of skills... most and foremost - patience and a human-touch. That disqualifies Imran.

However,... traffic warden aka parking tickets manufacturing might just be the ticket! Literally.

insurance requires FPC qualifications to make any cash off... takes a bit more effort than "ken all" i'm afraid to become an IFA

do traffic wardens in Israel earn 45,000 GBP a year?! ken me! what do you pay doctors?

Doctors get peanuts here in Israel, there's so many of them. Honestly they are one of the most professional groups that get paid near to minimum wages... in some of the world's leading hospitals too.

Traffic wardens don't make 45kpa but think of the other benefits... plenty of exercise, lots of female colleagues, lovely uniform and fresh air... no, scrap that last one.

If Imran wanted to become a traffic warden in Israel Rog, could you help him settle ?

Now that would be an adventure !

"If Imran wanted to become a traffic warden in Israel..."

I hereby promise to open my home to him, let him stay until he settles and actually help him get that desired job. My GF's brother is a high ranking official in the Tel-Aviv city council and getting Imran that position would be no big deal. An adventure indeed! I say it's a sort of a challenge set out now for Imran...