Subject: Norwich Pull Out Of Discussions With.......

He doesn't have enough bodymass to cope with the level of substance abuse required to be a Collymore. You're more likely to be left with a Border Collie. Quite how he's managed to avoid killing anyone in that tank he drives astounds me.

Cross him with Dean Ashton, then.

A midget that's always injured ? But, why ?

Ermm. Not sure. Come to think of it, does anything I say or do have a point?

I thought not having a point was the point. Although that's more of a theme than a point.

he drives a tank?!

like Eubank?

On the vague subject of small and fast football players,i'm really looking forward to seeing jermaine defoe when oxford take on portsmouth in august.i think i might have to sit in at least row n to have a glimpse.i want to see him give crouch a piggyback if he scores

if ? surely that should be when.

I like 'arry redknapp - good old fashioned manager, with a good old fashioned big man little man combo.

He actually drives a Hummer. Huuuuuuuge thing it is.

Maybe you were just really close to it?

I would love to see him as england manager. The fact he says what he feels almost all the time leads to much amusement.worst thing west ian ever did was let him go. Good chance he will play a decent side v us too as he is good friends with jim smith.

Nah, it was 3 miles away, and it was blocking out the sun. Stuff like that happens where it's flat. The other benefit of living in a barren flat wasteland is that you can see whether you wife is cheating on you with the bloke next door, who always lives at least a mile away. Mind you, you need binoculars.

And steady hands

...or a tripod.

That would just be pervy...

bread and butter for the flat lands. or so i've heard. from gibbage.