Subject: License

Anyone seen my license? I've got my biennial or biannual medical in just over an hour and need to bring my license with me. I'm sure it was around here somewhere...

Can you not just go as Sty or Ken or that spanish bloke? what is the point of having multiple personalities if you can't use them in RL?

Imagine filling in the forms...

"Good-day Sir, I'd like to apply for a triumvate of licenses: 1) Woppa license 2) Sty license 3) Ken license."

"Do you have the necessary paperwork? You need a UK passport with a completed Nigerian-general exemption form, basic adult literacy certificate, and evidence that your Section under the Mental Health Act was rescinded."

Also there would be a 66% chance of failure; only one of the three alter-egos would be able to legibly and coherently fill in the forms.
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Is it under the sofa ?

Is it in your pocket....

Chee poppa doodly woppa
Find yer license in your pocket
Should you fail and found inapt
Take ken's bike and have him slapped

rog you are a curious fellow!

Why is my name mentioned in every thread i'm I famous or something?

I personally have never heard of you.

Thank you for not hearing about me or talking about me.

Ken in Hebrew means 'Yes', thus usage of your name is positively common, Yes?!

See, ken? Everything is positive about you, especially your name!

Electrifying!

chair? I mean, do you need one?

No that's ok; you hold onto it.

Don't knock it Jim. I mean, it would wake you up in the morning and do your hair at the same time.