Subject: Tesco Beef

I just opened a packet of beef from Tesco. It had "5 slices of roast beef" written on it. It actually contained 7 slices! Has anyone ever had a greater disparity in their favour?

Nope, but i've had a KitKat Chunky before that was solid chocolate.

Is that good or bad?

I liked it.

That could mean that the standard 5 slices reproduced inside the packet. Sounds even more interesting than finding water on mars.

Dammit, I've just eaten a major scientific breakthrough!

I once had a box of matches, the contents of which were higher (statistically significant) than the average contents purported on the box. I wrote to the company and complained, and they apologised profusely and came and took the mis-sold excess away. And torched my house.

Should've asked whether the mummy and daddy slice's had shower after everything.

Who cares? I need my zinc.

Self-rejuvenating sandwich. You should do the movies.

i once got an extra jaffa cake :)

Now that's worthwhile.

My mates dad once bought an iron form ASDA priced £20 pound but went through till unnoticed at 20p. He was happy and not as he had shares with them.

oooh ive had that with a ps2 game was spose to 40 quid and got it for 4

i had that at the burger king, i got stuff worth about £10.99, paid £15 and got £7 change, fantastic.

5 to 7..
sounds like mad cow to me...