Subject: Bake Off

Anyone here fancy a bake off? Here's the rules:

1) at 7pm (time can be mutually agreed later) on tuesday, go for a poo.
2) don't poo

Last one to break rule number 2 is declared the winner.

If you are in, please write your name below, and we can talk times and dates.

Woppa

Are you medicated ?

Imodium is cheating.

Of course it is.

So can I count on you two?

How do we substantiate that no2 has/hasn't been done.

In fact, if I do a number 2, am I breaking rule number 2, meaning no matter what, I do a No2?
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I was thinking more along the lines of something to help with your mental health.

Morphine could certainly take the edge off the 3rd day baking pangs; particularly those after the morning coffee.

I'll never get to a third morning. I'm usually a three a day man.

Isn't this like a one-legged man asking for an arse kicking contest ?

I like to challenge myself. That's why I got pinned to the floor attempting to squat in the gym today :D

Imodium is cheating.

Would a cork be considered cheating??

Would it though, be considered that you'd actually poo'd, just that it hadn't come out yet?

In fact, I feel we need classification as to at which point it is classed as a poo.

Funny that, I feel little or need for that, or indeed anything on this thread.

Either marking your undies or making a splash in the loo.

That's too open for cheating for me, I'm out.

We'd heard.