Subject: The olympics

BBC source, by caroline cheese:

1025: bombshell news from the showjumping..a number of horses have tested positive for banned substances - don't know which ones or what substance. Four have been disqualified from tonight's finale - and they will also be dq'd from the team event a few days ago. GB finished 7th in the team event - so we don't think it would affect them - but we believe it could affect the medal. Think something should develop in next 10 mins with a press conference at 1100 BST.

1038: who would have thought the modern pentathlon would lead to such a rich vein of comedy texts? But come on people, horses testing positive for banned substances is NOT a laughing matter. And no, it wasn't for a-neigh-bolic steroids. Honestly.

1045: nor did they test positive for test-horse-terone, a class hay substance or anabolic stirrups. Come on. Enough now. We need the athletics to start before this gets way out of hand

With a name like that, she's emmenthal if she thinks the puns will be stopped.

poor horses ridden by those evil posh toffs, leave em alone.

and you take the mickey at the garlic munchers that eat them at dinner...
You cruel people...

If the French had eaten those ones they would have got a few more medals than they have so far!

well I think it would have shown at the drug test... :)

I'm not so sure you're right... the French are naturally big-girl's blouses.