Subject: Budweiser

That "Oh baby babe-eh" advert is really starting to get on my tits.
As do most car adverts, particularly the Honda ones with the omnipotent-sounding voice.
To join me in my wail of grump; what other adverts get on your tits?

all adverts for hair products / makeup etc. with fake science like "46.3% extra color radiance".....

i hate those c'monnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn! things, i hope they all get ran over by that bloody car

I find those things a bit creepy. I'd definitely run them over, given the chance. I guess they'd cut that from the final advert though.

Nah, they would rise from the dead and kill the car.

I hate the advert for male sexual disfunction, and stairlifts, and acne creams, and car insurance. In fact, I am convinced that anything that needs advertising shouldn't be bought.

you just hate to be reminded ;^)

Although it would be good if the ad-monkeys were forced to make an advert for male sexual disfunction, and stairlifts, and acne creams, and car insurance all together - it might be more palatable and, if not, at lest the ad breaks would be shorter.

That would be good - mega-ads. 20 seconds of consumer mayhem for shit you don't want!

With Barry Scott scrubbing at hub caps and shouting in the background of each and every one.

Is that the real name of Barry Loud?

i remember when i was a bit younger in the school holidays, 2 or 3 weeks into the holidays there will be back to school adverts.

Annoying TV ads would be one of my specialist subjects for Mastermind:

Anything TOO LOUD, including anything screeching or shouting (i.e. MILK MILK from some stupid milk ad, and the appalling track for some hair gel)
Anything containing smallprint to legally bypass the fact they're talking out of their ass (i.e. our bank gives you 50 times more interest, download our music track for 10p)
Anything ending in an annoying slogan tacked on to imprint the brand on your memory - provided it's done in an awful awkward manner (mmm Danone, Scholl, Bridgestone...)
Anything that goes down the "so random you'll remember it" route that doesn't make me laugh (Oasis wtf...)
Pretty much all car adverts (inc insurance, EXCEPT Churchill for obvious reasons)
All personal injury claim adverts

There's many more, but the gist of it is I watch too much tv...

ohh yes.

Anything TOO LOUD

adverts are deliberately louder than the main program so that people hear them when they go to the kitchen / toilet / neighbour's wife or whatever during the comercial break.

annoying isnt it?

Have you seen my neighbour's wife? Jeezo, you wouldn't be suggesting that if you had.

Compare-the-market . com

That little jingle at the end gets up my nose.

Churchill adverts are uber crap; if you're suckered by a deep-voiced animated pooch hawking car insurance there's no hope and you might as well say you like that deodorant advert with the golfer and the clapping squirrel.

P.S. If I saw Churchill I'd run him over too; ideally whilst driving a giant man-sized red telephone, for comedy effect.
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