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Subject: Own Goal!!
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I know I shouldn't laugh at this.. but.. in light of the shocker at Fulham...and the belief that Silvestre is what we need at left back... injured already? And that bringing in an injury prone untested midfielder in the shape of Bischoff, Nasri (who in a couple of years could be great) and that other kid, somehow fills the boots of Hleb & Flamini & Gilberto has made me kind of lightheaded:
From the Daily Bung in the Telegraph..
"Oh Arsene, what have you done!
When the make-do-and-mend Arsenal manager finally packed off Philippe Senderos to AC Milan, it seemed like a wise move. But now it's backfired big time, and has set in motion a chain of events that will see Kaka moving to champions elect Chelsea.
Here's how Wenger unwittingly committed the own goal of the century:
1. Wenger realises Senderos is rubbish.
2. Wenger palms off Senderos to Milan.
3. Kaka watches Senderos in training at Milan.
4. Kaka realises Senderos is rubbish.
5. Kaka wonders why Milan keep signing rubbish players.
6. Kaka offered £200,000 a week to join Chelsea.
7. Kaka joins Chelsea.
From the Daily Bung in the Telegraph..
"Oh Arsene, what have you done!
When the make-do-and-mend Arsenal manager finally packed off Philippe Senderos to AC Milan, it seemed like a wise move. But now it's backfired big time, and has set in motion a chain of events that will see Kaka moving to champions elect Chelsea.
Here's how Wenger unwittingly committed the own goal of the century:
1. Wenger realises Senderos is rubbish.
2. Wenger palms off Senderos to Milan.
3. Kaka watches Senderos in training at Milan.
4. Kaka realises Senderos is rubbish.
5. Kaka wonders why Milan keep signing rubbish players.
6. Kaka offered £200,000 a week to join Chelsea.
7. Kaka joins Chelsea.
1. Wenger realises the direct translation of "Kaka" from french to english is "Poo poo"
2. Wenger palms off Senderos to Milan to taunt Kaka about his name
3. Kaka get bullied by Senderos during training at Milan.
4. Kaka realises Senderos is a tool.
5. Kaka wonders why Milan keep signing rubbish players anyway.
6. Kaka is offered £200,000 a week to join Chelsea.
7. Kaka joins Chelsea hoping to make Arsene pay for his moment of absence
2. Wenger palms off Senderos to Milan to taunt Kaka about his name
3. Kaka get bullied by Senderos during training at Milan.
4. Kaka realises Senderos is a tool.
5. Kaka wonders why Milan keep signing rubbish players anyway.
6. Kaka is offered £200,000 a week to join Chelsea.
7. Kaka joins Chelsea hoping to make Arsene pay for his moment of absence
8. Kaka in his debut game against Bolton Wanderers starts a fight with Danny Shittu over who has the most stupid name.
9. Both are sent off, as the referee knowsArsene Wenger is the most supid name. Ever. Arsene wins again.
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9. Both are sent off, as the referee knowsArsene Wenger is the most supid name. Ever. Arsene wins again.
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6.5 - kaka briefly considers joining king kev's toon revolution for the irony of kaka being managed by a kaka manager at a kaka club... but decides "sod it i'll take the money!"
edit: i'm a toon fan but also a realist as to our current class or lack of it
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edit: i'm a toon fan but also a realist as to our current class or lack of it
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10. Nigel Spackman has a cup of tea and muses about when he was in the public eye.
what the hell is up with senderos anyway, he's a good defender. mind you most people will look rubbish next to toure.
the chances of kaka going to chelsea are slim if he does go then hopefully that 80million quid will finally sink chelsea and their appaling method of financial control. but hey sheva was a shrewd deal right?
the chances of kaka going to chelsea are slim if he does go then hopefully that 80million quid will finally sink chelsea and their appaling method of financial control. but hey sheva was a shrewd deal right?
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